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“anyway if anyone wants to distract us all from this piece of shit day…”

How about spiritassassin & ticklish? 🙂

oOOOOOoooo this one was kinda hard for me BUT I HAVE JUST HAD AN APOSTROPHE

(special guest appearance by space-mandarin, courtesy kaprosuchus, which we may all trust chirrut pronounces with the same adorable accent as donnie yen does earth-mandarin)

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Chirrut actually hates Baze’s beard. Well. Alright, hate is too strong a sentiment. He liked his beard when it was neat and trimmed close to his face, back when Baze still had some marginal consideration for how he was perceived by others in the city. Ever since they’ve been on the run, Baze has seemed to take their nomadic lifestyle as permission to grow as much hair on himself as he possibly can, which Chirrut doesn’t mind in a general way (Baze’s thick body hair has always rather appealed to him), but finds incredibly inconvenient in two specific instances: firstly, it’s much harder for him to kiss, bite, fondle, and otherwise harass Baze’s ears when he can barely find them under all his hair, and secondly, Baze’s beard is a menace to Chirrut’s thighs.

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