sarcasmo-mexicano:

Venom/Symbrock SFW & NSFW headcanons

SFW

• Venom absolutely HATES mushy food. It’s bad enough that he has to eat “dead” things but also it doesn’t crunch when you eat it?? UNACCEPTABLE! if you gonna eat potatoes then EAT THE WHOLE THING!

• Whenever Eddie its trying to work and Venom its being an annoying fuck like always, he puts the tv on. Venom gets very entertain watching what he tends to call “The food channel” (when its actually any other channel involving people)

• Venom totally has a sweet tooth (Tooth? ALL OUR TEETH EDDIE!) HIS favorite of course its chocolate (any kind but he craves almond chocolate more. More texture). The only kind of sweet he doesn’t like are citrus kind of candy or taffy.

• He also likes fried food.

• BUT he doesn’t like spicy food. It’s not like Venom can’t handle it. It’s jusy that the burning sensation its almost like fire and he doesn’t like fire!

• What its a total bummer because Eddie looks like he likes spicy food.

• Venom can purr.

• He is also the jealous type.

• And clingy. SO CLINGY.

• “HE IS MY EDDIE. NOT YOURS. MINE”

• Since he was the loser back home, he likes to feel superior. Even so he still has issues, and he’s constantly craving Eddie’s attention and validation.

• “Eddie. Eddie. Eddie we still the best aren’t we Eddie? We are the best yes?”

• The day Eddie accept to be Venom’ s host is the day he lost any privacy.

• I mean HE HAS NO PRIVACY. NONE. ITS GONE.

NSFW

• Meaning that he also lose his chances to fap.

• The first time he tried to touch himself he was shocked to learn the fact that venom COULD SEE HIM (and feel it too cofcof)

• “What are you doing Eddie?” “JESUS CHRIST” “Why did you stop?” “DON’T WATCH ME. L-LOOK AWAY!” “No.”

• “WHAT DID YOU MEAN NO?? DONT. LOOK. AT. ME” “If you are not going to do it we will” “NO. STOP”

• If it possible to Venom to control Eddie’s body while he is “inactive” (aka sleeping) he totally faps.

• Eddie waking up to this but unable to stop cuz it just feels too good.

• I don’t know if its physically possible for Venom to fuck Eddie? But they sure solve that problem.

• TOYS WITH SUCTION CUPS ON THE BASE.

• It’s was a very uncomfortable and awkward ride thought the sex shop. Since Venom came to be very picky about the toys and wanted one that would be similar to his.

• “No. Not that one. Too short. Too plain.”

• Eddie now wonders how venom’s dick would really look like.

• The first time Eddie was too embarrassed to ride this dildo stuck on his bedroom wall.

• Until Venom impatiently just push him down into it.

• It looks like pleasuring a slimy alien its quite difficult as Eddie Brock just realize that night.

• Not only this symbiote make him ride this monster of a dildo but restrain him so he couldn’t just leave until he was satisfy. Making Eddie thrust harder and harder so he could feel what fucking Venom would feel like.

• Venom has a high stamina. Being alien and such. So he would do Eddie multiple times until the poor guy its totally exhausted.

• Aftercare healing and cuddling.

• Kissing Venom lil gross head after a session. ALWAYS.